Hi Guys
I'm Belle.
I'm the baby of the Byrne's Brood
and today I am Mumma's guest blogger
OK
So, since I've been on holidays,
I've discovered there are a few rules of thumb to follow
when you go to the beach with BOYS!
Boys ALWAYS show off,
especially when there might be girls watching!
Sisters are handy props if you want to impress the beach babes!
They'll toss you around,
just to show the other girls that their muscles are
NOT just for show!
BUT
One of the most important lessons I learnt is....
When they ask you to help them dig a hole
They nearly ALWAYS have ulterior motives
...and when they say hop in, alarm bells should be ringing!
Yes, I ended up buried right up to my neck!
At least my Brother was thoughtful enough to let me borrow his glasses,
just so I wouldn't get sand in my eyes!
It could have been worse though....seriously
BOYS!!!!
Oh yeah this next shot is exactly what it looks like!
{{Mumma, why are you covering your eyes?}}
This is what they did to my Sista
(as opposed to my Sissy in the first shots)
My Dad and my Brother think they are
SO funny!!!!!
Mumma says it's what an Aussie might call a map of Tassie!
(Mumma won't explain further, she says you have to google it, what ever googling is?)
Oh and lastly, I discovered that it doesn't matter how loudly or how often you yell HELP,
If you're buried up to your neck in the sand and your Dad and Brother are standing over you laughin' their butts off, these guys will not help you!
APPARENTLY they only save you if you're drowning or in trouble IN the water!
Life Savers, yeah right!!!!
Just drive on by guys, just drive on by!
{{{SIGH}}}
TRUE STORY
for some other
stories that will have YOU laughin' you butts off
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Cheers
Bella
xXx